It didn't happen like this.
Or: Part the Last of the Frat Boy Series

Author: thalia :D (thalialunacy)
Rating: NC-17, yar.
Length: 5,360
Summary: A trip to the past, and three little words.
Warnings: Rimming, alcohol abuse, bros, uncouth language. A whole lot of cameos by guys I knew in college.

Notes: Well, here we are, y'all. At the end of a journey that ( Read more... )

Title: The Amber of the Moment
Author: thalia (thalialunacy)
Rating: R for cursing and adult situations
Length: 2,871 words
Genre: Established (polyamorous) relationship ficlet of family and #longdistanceissues.
Disclaimer: I don't know these people, and I don't claim to. Also, don't be hatin. We just like the fuckin.

Summary: A third part to the Watch Series ( Read more... )

I Laid My Weapons Down (With My Pistols Fully Loaded)
by thalialunacy
2900 words
nc-17 like you'd better believe
heavily featuring erotic asphyxiation as practiced in a loving D/s dynamic
(there's also schmoop, because thalia)

( Then there's the days like today, at the ends of weeks where Karl's been wearing a pair of headphones around his neck like a yoke, ( Read more... )

4 drabbles and 1 ficlet

(Written a bit ago from prompts gathered at a different venue.)

[The one where Chris feels bad and Karl is sick.]The one where Chris feels bad and Karl is sick.

Chris doesn’t like guilt. No, scratch that, Chris fucking hates guilt. Even, well, fake guilt. It washes away the same, stains him the same color, gets him to this same hallway where he’s got his right hand ( Read more... )

Title: The Envy of All I See
Author: thalia! :D (thalialunacy)
Rating: R for Chris's potty mouth and some smoochin'.
Length: 2,877 words.
Genre: Twee fluffy rom-com.
Summary: Karl makes ridiculous faces. Chris pretends it doesn't bother him. Zach is smarter than the rest of them combined.
Dedication: norfolkdumpling, this is for you. <3 (I was gonna write you something with ( Read more... )

12 Ways to Romance Your Karl
because holy cats could i not think of a better title
6600 words
NC-17
many silly pictures and things
polyamory
all the Urbans
and some ridiculously specific location details because I did a lot of research ok

Title: And I Give That Hope Your Name
Author: thalia (thalialunacy)
Rating: R for language.
Length: 1,312 words.
Genre: First time.
Summary: Chris hates words right now. Really a lot.

( Twenty-seven and it's come to this. )

For a Postman's Fee
R for language
670 words
no warnings

[I literally listened to this song on repeat while writing this. So. Yup. Prompted by norfolkdumpling posting these pictures, and my job, which let's just say involves a lot of dumb questions about iPhones and leave it at that.]

( There are like, five people alive that have Chris's house ( Read more... )

Title: There is No Wrong Way
Author: thalia :D (thalialunacy)
Summary: Chris spends a week at Casa de Urban, where the water is backwards and the furniture is abused.
Rating: NC-17, yar.
Length: 2,405.
Genre: uh not-super-porny established polyamorous… thingy

( He's not new at this, okay. )

Title: it’s kinda like a running joke / that’s really not funny
Author: thalia (thalialunacy)
Rating: R for language.
Genre: Uh, character study ficlet of UST and dickishness.
Length: 1,162 words.
Summary: Chris is kind of a dick.

( i just want you to live up to the image of you i create )